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Hey, I'm Matt.
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24th June 2009

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I work at a gas station near my house, and last night I worked the graveyard shift (10p-6a) and around 4:30 in the morning, one of the dumbest people I have ever met arrived. She was about 20 years old, had red hair, and she tried to buy a hotdog from the roller-grill above. She complained that it was cold. Some people just shouldn’t exist. _ On another note, a heavily intoxicated man came in last night, tried on a hot pink cowbow hat, gestured that he was riding a horse, and asked if it made him look faster. I told him of course, that it did. He bought the hat. It was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life.

I work at a gas station near my house, and last night I worked the graveyard shift (10p-6a) and around 4:30 in the morning, one of the dumbest people I have ever met arrived. She was about 20 years old, had red hair, and she tried to buy a hotdog from the roller-grill above. She complained that it was cold. Some people just shouldn’t exist.

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On another note, a heavily intoxicated man came in last night, tried on a hot pink cowbow hat, gestured that he was riding a horse, and asked if it made him look faster. I told him of course, that it did. He bought the hat. It was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life.